Answer to Sic's question no. 2

Bajen Avs club director intend to continue to roll out the doormat whenever it will prove to be beneficial for the club on longer terms. But, Avs will not be as generous as last season with this kind of 'over-friendly gesture. This due to the newly introduced rules where you risk to be kicked out from Brooky Cup...eh, if you're too kind to your opponents. We've been in this cup since start in season 19 and have no intention whatsoever to leave you guys...even if it's "only" temporarily and "only" for one season. We like you all too much...so this wont happen. I can assure you! (Don't you start crying now...please?)
However, being involved in a fight for the no. 1 spot in the league and the clear order from Avs coach not to lend out A-squad players to the Brooky Cup-team, if it's not absolutey necessary, will not increase Avs chances to reach the play-off this season...although we've been placed in a rather "easy group" with these annoying rodents from East Anglia, these defensive long-time rivals Bonerfrieds and then these salt pussies from 'over there'...we'll continue to use the red doormat also this season.
The only thing I for sure know is that it's going to be great fun and as exciting as always!

Good Luck to ya all! (except these dirty one's! ;-)
Go Avs Go!!!