More about chicks, magnets and offices

There is actually a little more to the story. I will confess that I created the office of Chick Magnet because my intent was to promote myself into it. Unfortunately, I couldn't quite manage to get the application accepted, and the position was just empty for a while. Once Claus was able to bring in the first female manager (Skaningarnas, in memoriam), it seemed only natural that he should take it. Dan, of course, merely thought that "chick" was some sort of Yank slang for "ewe".

Now, you might think that my inability to become a chick magnet of my own design could be poetic and apt, but you would be wrong. The fact of the matter is that Johnny Sic, Scott and myself are all so astoundignly debonaire and good looking that we are constantly surrounded by some of the hottest ladies Brooklyn has to offer, which of course includes my wife, Scott's common-law girlfriend, and Sic's flavor-of-the-week. No, really. Just ask around.

I also noticed that we have some new offices. I wonder what the job description is for "World Beater". (Edit: "If you have played every single team in the BCup at least once you can apply for this position.")