Chick Magnet

Here's a few important questions. How does one become a 'Chick Magnet' in this Federation? Why are there only two allowed? And why do we have no American Chick Magnet?

PS: The Wop will return for the Playoffs.

(I'd also like to thank Stones publicly for allowing for one brightspot in the 'year' for the Wind - virtual qualification in our teams 4th B-Cup. Can't wait for this season to be over so I can start winning again. Total case of promoting too early. But I had to try. Right Jeff?)