Monday, August 15, 2005

The WOP's Finals Odds

People of the B-Cup Nation:
After a short hiatus I am back to bring you Finals odds for Season XXVI Brooklyn International Cup. The group action - if you know what I mean, he he he - has been unbelievably great over the past six weeks. KCU beats BFC twice to qualify for the first time and win the group, the 'Pus beat Ratz TWICE and FAIL TO QUALIFY. What?

And now we are left with four quartfinal matches for the ages. I know what you're thinking, these brackets don't look right, and they don't. But we're geared up for a cinderella story, a dark horse. Someone is going to make it to the final match that wasn't supposed to be there. And without further dew, the Finals OOOOODS.

Le Tigre (2-3)
A resurgence in Tigre in B-cup play has them positioned as the clear favorite to bring the Cup back to the babes of Sweden and away from the uglies in Wales. Having played them twice in the past 6 weeks, I think they're unbeatable, but I don't think they will win. They get to face Ratz in the quarters - are you kidding me?

The Wood (1-3)
I will lop it off, really, if they win this thing again. They're good, they control the ball, they're the 2-time defending champ. They won't win. No way. No how. They get BFC in the opening match, and they will lose. By the way, I'm dating a Welsh chick these days. She positively lovely. I can't believe it.

BFC (1-4)
All. The. Way. Almost. Carmona doesn't give up a goal until the Final match running through Ellwood and Ratz to get there. Scotty is currently selling his house and might actually buy a real live excellent keeper for the neighborhood soccer team with it. Stay tuned.

Dirty Ratz (1-4)
The Ratz have been stinky this season. They lost at the hold TWICE and backed into the Finals by virtue of a Avs win against the Pus in the last match. They've had some bad luck lately, but I'm not sure if any of us feel very bad. Yet I have a funny feeling he might upset Le Tigre.

The HATED Bonerfried (1-150)
Lose 0-3 to the Wind in the first round. It's pretty simple. They never had a chance.

The Brooklyn Wind. (2-5)
They are geared up and positioned to win. And believe you me, they will. If Liverpool could do it......

Kings County Reunited (25-1)
Such a great run so far, but they seem to be on their way down in form and luck. Great Group run, no finals run.

Rasurital Delta (25-1)
Maybe? Na, no way. Strong run in the national cup doesn't translate to the B-Cup.

Match Predictions

Quarters
Bonerfriend 0-3 Wind
KCU 0-2 Delta
Tigre 1-2 Ratz
Ellwood 2-3 BFC

Semis
Wind 2-1 Delta
BFC 2-1 Ratz

Final
BFC 1-3 Wind

Cup Champ: The Brooklyn Wind

Don't everyone gun for me now....


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