Das Losers Even Get Odds

You guys are all a bunch of losers but I love you anyway. Enough to spend a little time otherwise used for scouring the transfer lists to rate your loser chances in the DLI.

Direwolf (3-1)
How do you solve a problem like Maria? Hmmmmm. Bet she never heard that growing up. Anyone love the Sound of music as much as me out there? Little known fact: As the Von Trapps are seen scaling that mountain accross the border to 'Switzerland', in real life crossing that pass would actually take you straight over to Bavaria and specifically Eagles Nest - Adolf's secret crash pad. Why aren't you in the Finals Maria?

Kings County U (3-1)
Kings County - also known as Brooklyn - is the home of our most cherished Hattrick virtual trophy - The Brooklyn Cup and will be when this campaign is over. It's just that KCU won't actually have it. Did you know that Churchill's Mother was born in Brooklyn? Go figure that out people. Anyway, what was I talking about?

The Freaks (5-1)
You guys get "The Onion" over in Europe? You should. You know about Smoove B and his tendancy to 'freak the ladies nasty all night long'? Well it's funny ass shite, let me tell you. I also like the pot-smoking loser columnist Jim Anchower and the way he starts off with "Hola Amigos. Been a while since I rapped at ya.". Good stuff guys, good stuff.

Avalanche (89-1)
What happened to this team? Klaus, are you alive? Did someone steal your computer and take control of your team? Oh how the might fall......

Presidents (90-1)
Anyone ever hear that band "Presidents of the United States of America". So bad. God I hated them. Anyway, Presidents, are you ready to put the smackdown on Klaus? Smack. Down.

The Pus (345-1)
0 points and -26 GD? Jay, dude. What is happening with you? I'm suprised you even got invited to the DLI. Why do I support you again?

Delta (2-1)
This team is going to take it all in the DLI. Just watch.