Welsh babes, fine. English babes, maybe not.

There are many things about this story that don't seem right. But for starters: (1) he's 37, (2) she's 24, (3) she's drunk, (4) she's asking for sex, (5) they are ex-lovers and (6) he says no. What??? Obviously I'm missing something. Maybe it's that English sense of propriety that compels a 37-yr-old single guy to decline his 24-yr-old drunk horny ex. Now he wishes that he hadn't, I'm sure.
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Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.