Wow!
Thanks for posting the post season honors...that didn't take much work, did it? ;-)
Saltopus appears to have practically swept the major awards--Golden Boot, Most Amazing Keeper, Most Talked About Player, Most Improved Team, Most Violent Team, People's Champion....Coach of the Season, etc.. So, how did that translate into only a 5th place finish?
I'm sorry Saltopus players cannot be here right now to accept their awards--they are all in the Bahamas shooting a new rap video which will premiere during next season's Brooklyn Cup.
But Saltopus team management, none of whom tan very well, are present to graciously accept all awards, and the owner wishes to steal a kiss from the special awards presenter....C. Zeta Jones (who else!). As James Cameron said while accepting one of his dozen Academy Awards:
"I'm on top of the world!". Or, perhaps my team's success combined with losing thrice to the giant lurking iceberg that is Dirty Ratz, I'm just feeling a bit "Titanic".
Also, we'd like to send a special thank you to the Head Rat, who managed this season most excellently, in the face of exceptional adversity--just little things like, um, births and a spouse with gall stones!
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