I had my 3 kids (well, technically my wifey "had" them)...and only THEN did I begin with Hattrick. And perhaps only then was I ready for owning a team: late nights awake with my crying goalkeepers, obsession with my trainees' every habits, and huge smile whenever they crush the opponents in a friendly.

Johnny - I felt incredibly left out by your Playoff odds which apparently list only 7 teams. I was hoping to raise a fuss, by example, with a huge upset this week, but Ratz are too skilled and too sharp to let their guards down. I will just have to pay you back in football. Which I did.