Thank you speech

TO ALL my fans, the club, the players of Ellwood AFC, my Mammy and Daddy,my darling girlfriend and of course Bernard the Sheep and his family and last but not least all my friends from the Brooklyn cup.......Thank you for this fantastic award, it has always been my dream to actually win the "Boyd Beer Challenge" and i now feel my life is almost complete. It has been a long hard road to glory with much blood shed and beer drunk. Many a night i have woken in my sheeps pen just wondering if i had the will to carry on..(shagging flossy that is). Unfortunately i can not be there with you now guys to collect my award but i know one day the Brooklyn Cup, this fantastic tournament, will bring us all together.

Once again thanks and lets not forget Mister Cecil Crumpton, bought in at the last minute due to injury, scorer of that 40 yard screamer....whoopee!

Shit...help....bye