Stakes Redux

I just checked out the Brooklyn Tigers' defensive ratings from their first match. Extra-terrestrial? Titanic? World-Class? Are you kidding me? I haven't heard words like that since.....wait for it....Scott's mom stopped all the pillow talk. That being the case, I'll re-do the challenge from last season: I will buy the first pint for the manager of the team who puts the first goal past Brooklyn Tigers in this B-Cup. (Sorry, Jeff: you've been upstaged as the target.)

Prize redeemable at the Last Exit, 136 Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn, New York.

I feel sorry for all you Group B saps who have to go up against that defence. Oh wait, that's me.